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The Other Ledgers

Kept apart from the main sequence · four ledgers · four entries between three of them

The main sequence is the register: every shoe found in the field in Huddersfield and the surrounding areas since October 2009, numbered in order. Most shoes go in it and there is nowt to discuss. Now and again one turns up that does not fit, and rather than force it in and spoil the sequence, I have put it in a ledger of its own with the reason written down.

There are four ledgers. The Wellington Boot Ledger has been going since 2021 and has its own page, so it is only summarised here. The other three all opened in the spring of 2026, within a fortnight of one another, which is a thing I have thought about a fair bit.

I will be straight about where I have got to on the matter. I said in May that a man with too many ledgers is not documenting a thing properly any more, he is just making boxes so he does not have to look straight at how strange it has all got. I meant it and I still mean it. These four stand. I am not opening a fifth. Anything that will not sit in one of them from here on stops where it is, undecided, and I will put up with how that looks.

An Away Fixture is a shoe found outside the United Kingdom. The main sequence is Huddersfield and the surrounding areas, Brighouse, Holmfirth, Marsden, the moors, as far as Skipton at a push. A sandal in Spain is not that. It is summat else.

The entries here are logged in full and they are not counted in the main figure. They do not take numbers out of the sequence and they never will. I were asked on the forum how far is far, and the answer is that abroad is abroad. Egypt is further than Spain and Spain is further than Skipton. Past that line it is all the one ledger, and I am not starting a second one for hot countries.

It does not cover anywhere in this country. If one turns up in Scarborough I will decide about Scarborough when I am stood in front of it and not before.

AF-1
21 April 2026  ·  Ladies' sandal, tan leather, left foot
Sea wall, Balcón de Europa, Nerja, Andalucía, Spain
Stood upright on the low wall facing out to sea, at dusk. Thin straps across the toes and one round the ankle, slightly worn at the heel, a size six or thereabouts. A man playing the violin further along the balustrade. The first ladies' shoe in seventeen year of doing this, and it took me going abroad. I had said before we went that I would not be looking. Logged here, not counted.
AF-2
22 May 2026  ·  Flip-flop, blue rubber, left foot
Hypostyle Hall, Karnak Temple Complex, Luxor, Egypt
At the foot of a column in the Hypostyle Hall, on the dusty stone. Hot, and the guide, Mahmoud, moving the group on before I could stop with it. Two photographs, the second blurred because he touched my elbow. Three thousand year of column above it and nobody in the group but me had stopped. Logged here, not counted.

The boot I saw from the top deck on the bank of the Nile, between Edfu and Kom Ombo, is not in this ledger and will not be. I never got to it. A photograph at full zoom from a moving boat is not a record. It is in the report and nowhere else.

A shoe that were not found in the field cannot go in the main sequence. That is the whole of the rule and there is not much more to it.

The shoe behind the boiler were in our own airing cupboard, in our own house, in a place I were not looking. Huddersfield, aye. Our house has been in Huddersfield since 1987. But it were not in the field, and if I put it in between #318 and what would have been #319 I would have to renumber my own approach to what counts, and I were not in the mood for that and I am not now.

What qualifies: indoors, under a roof, in a building that stops still. A car is not indoors. A car is not a room. It moves about, and a thing that has been up and down the Manchester Road and to the tip is not the same kind of still as a thing that has sat behind a boiler since about 2015. I expect this'll be the only entry. I hope it is.

IF-1
27 April 2026  ·  Left shoe, brown leather, slip-on, size ten
Airing cupboard, behind the boiler, our house, Huddersfield
Found with my hand while putting the torch back on the second shelf down. No laces, low front, soft sole, the sort a fella wears with a smart shirt and trousers but not a suit. Thin film of dust on the upper and clean inside. Worn a bit at the heel, not worn out. I am a nine, Our Linda is a five, our Gary is an eleven and has not been in that cupboard since about 2008. Photographed three times and none of the three are right. Put back where it were with a corner of the gas bill next to it marked logged 27/04/26 — KP.

The statistics page counts two under household matters. That is this shoe and the boot in the boot of my car on 13 May 2026. Only the one of them has a ledger. The other is still undecided and I have left it that way on purpose.

A Return is a shoe I have already logged, found again in the same place, in a different position. All three parts have to hold or it is not one.

It is not a new find, because it has a number already and you cannot give one shoe two numbers. That is not a ledger, that is a mess. It is not nothing either, because summat has happened to it and to say otherwise would be to not say what is in front of me. So it goes in here, against the original number, and the original entry stands untouched.

The conditions are narrow on purpose. Same shoe, same spot, moved. I have walked enough miles in seventeen year to know how unusual that is. It has happened the once.

R-1
4 May 2026  ·  Right boot, black, very weathered
Wessenden Moor, above the middle reservoir, Holme Valley
The boot from #270, first logged 11 May 2024. It is the same boot and there is no question of it: the same crack across the toe, the leather gone the same dark grey, the same lacing, and the right outer eyelet on the second pair from the bottom missing same as it were. In 2024 the toes were south-east, down toward the reservoir. On this visit the toes were north-west, facing the path, heel to the slope. Turned through about a hundred and eighty degrees, possibly a hundred and sixty; I will not claim a precision I cannot back up. Twelve photographs. I did not touch it and I have not corrected the position, because I do not know what the correct position is.

#274 is not in this ledger. The Rigby trainer turned up again in August 2026 outside a chemist in town, seven mile from the wood it has sat in since 2024. Same shoe, different place, so it fails the rule. I have wrote it in again on this week's page with a line drawn back to the 2024 entry, and it looks like a man has put the same shoe down twice and not noticed. I am going to leave it looking wrong. It is wrong.

The wellingtons have been kept apart since 2021 and there are 23 of them. A wellington is footwear, I will grant you that, but it is working footwear, and a working boot comes off in the ordinary run of things. Mud takes them. Gates take them. There is less to sit with.

They are not numbered, because numbering them would be a decision. They have their own page and I have set out my reservations there and I will not go over them again here.

The Wellington Boot Ledger →

For the sake of the record, here are some things that were put to me, or that I stood in front of myself, and that do not go in any ledger. I have given the reason in each case. A rule is only worth owt if you can say what it keeps out.

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A pair, on a back step at Netherton 12 August 2023
Two boots stood side by side on the step of a back door, laces tucked in, mud dried on both. I know what that is. A man has come in off a job and left his boots out, and he will put them on again on the Monday. There is no lone shoe there and no question to sit with. I will say, because somebody always raises it, that the pair in the layby on the A629 in October 2021 were a different matter altogether: no door anywhere near, both of them out in the world on their own account. I logged those as #198 and #199 and I stand by it. A pair is not automatically out. A pair on somebody's step is.
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A shoe fallen over in a shop window, Huddersfield town 3 February 2024
Brown brogue, on its side in a window display among the others, and it had clearly gone over on its own. Barry asked whether a shoe that has fallen and been left counts, which is a fair question and I thought about it on the bus home. It does not. It is in a shop, it is for sale, and somebody is minding it. A shoe that is being looked after is not a lone shoe, whichever way up it is lying. Somebody will stand it back up on the Monday morning and that is the end of it.
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A boot on a garden wall, Old Mount Road, Marsden 19 May 2022
One walking boot, upended on the coping of a garden wall with the sole to the sun. It had been put there to dry, plain as owt, by somebody who owns it and knows exactly where it is. If you know how a shoe come to be where it is then it is not really a find. I went past the same wall on the Tuesday and it had gone, which is what I expected, and I noted that and left it.
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#274, seen again in town August 2026
Not a Return, because a Return is the same place and a pavement outside a chemist is seven mile from Rigby Woods. Not a new find, because it has had a number since 2024. Barry from Dewsbury emailed to say it wants a section of its own. Barry is a good lad and he has been very sound about this and he is wrong. A year back I would have opened a ledger, called it Movements or summat, ruled it off neat and felt a good deal better for an evening. I am not doing that. It has no ledger and it is not going to get one.

Filed nowhere

Two more things sit outside all of this and I will put them here so the record is straight. The boot in the boot of my own car, 13 May 2026, has no ledger. It is not Away Fixtures, that is for abroad and this is the drive. It is not the Wellington ledger, it is a proper boot. It is not a Return, I had never logged it before. The nearest is Indoor Findings and a car is not a room. The filing is undecided and it has stayed undecided.

And there were a ladies' court shoe on the carpet of a pub in town on a Friday night this summer that I did not count and did not log. If you know how a shoe come to be where it is then it is not really a find, it is just a shoe somebody has took off. There is no mystery in a pub on a Friday. It were a good one though.