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The Year in Numbers

2009 to 2026  ·  321 entries  ·  counted from the register

Since I had the notebooks all typed up I have been able to look at a year at a time, which you cannot do with eleven exercise books in a sideboard. So here is each year from 2009 to 2026 set out the same way, and you can take from it what you like.

A word on how these are set out. Left and right are as the notebook has them. The types are coarse: I have put the brogues, the plimsolls, the Oxford and the two ladies' shoes in with the shoes here, which I would not do in the proper figures, but a separate line for every sort of shoe is no use to anybody reading this on a telephone. The pair at Denby Dale in 2021 are counted in the left and the right an' all, because a left and a right is what they are.

Where a year has no busiest month it is because no month in it took more than one, which happened a fair bit in the early years. Same for the places.

The wellingtons are from their own ledger and are not in the totals. They are here because folk ask what sort of year it were for wellingtons, and it turns out I can tell them.

Four entries between the October and Christmas, one line each, starting with the right boot in the field gateway near Marsden.

Shoes4
Left and right2 left and 2 right
By type2 boots, 1 trainer and 1 shoe
Busiest monthNovember (2)
Most visitedNowhere twice
WellingtonsNone

Ten in a full year with gaps you could drive a bus through, and hardly a photograph worth the name, the phone I had then being no good in low light.

Shoes10
Left and right5 left and 5 right
By type3 boots, 3 trainers, 3 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest monthLevel, none of them more than one
Most visitedThe canal towpath at Slaithwaite (2)
WellingtonsNone

The year I took the website on from Gary, and the first two wellingtons turned up an' all, which started a question I have still not settled.

Shoes12
Left and right6 left and 6 right
By type4 boots, 3 trainers and 5 shoes
Busiest monthLevel, none of them more than one
Most visitedNowhere twice
Wellingtons2, kept separately

The wettest summer I can remember before or since, and the year the weather starts appearing in the notes, where it has stopped ever since.

Shoes14
Left and right6 left and 8 right
By type5 boots, 4 trainers and 5 shoes
Busiest monthMay and August (2 each)
Most visitedThe Wessenden valley, above Marsden, The canal towpath at Slaithwaite (2 each)
Wellingtons1, kept separately

Barry from Dewsbury wrote in for the first time and I drove over to Crow Nest Park to confirm it in person, which is how it has been done ever since.

Shoes15
Left and right7 left and 8 right
By type4 boots, 5 trainers, 5 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest monthMarch, June and July (2 each)
Most visitedBlackmoorfoot Reservoir, The canal towpath at Milnsbridge (2 each)
Wellingtons1, kept separately

A settled year, and the one where I pushed out Holmfirth and Hade Edge way for a bit of variety, which paid off more than once.

Shoes16
Left and right8 left and 8 right
By type5 boots, 5 trainers, 5 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest month4 months level at 2 apiece
Most visitedBlackmoorfoot Reservoir, Hade Edge (2 each)
Wellingtons1, kept separately

The folder opened this year, and the two at Heckmondwike are ordinary shoes, found and confirmed proper, whatever has been said since.

Shoes17
Left and right9 left and 8 right
By type7 boots, 5 trainers, 4 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest month5 months level at 2 apiece
Most visitedHeckmondwike (2)
Wellingtons1, kept separately

The year of the stool, and the hundredth shoe come in the August at Butterley, which I did not mark at the time and would not now.

Shoes18
Left and right8 left and 10 right
By type8 boots, 4 trainers, 5 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest month6 months level at 2 apiece
Most visitedButterley Reservoir, Marsden, Greenhead Park, Ramsden Reservoir (2 each)
Wellingtons2, kept separately

The Emley boot is in this year, the fourteenth of October. It were not the one and I said so at the time.

Shoes18
Left and right9 left and 9 right
By type8 boots, 6 trainers and 4 shoes
Busiest month6 months level at 2 apiece
Most visitedNowhere twice
Wellingtons1, kept separately

I bought the camera from Argos in the February and the notes get longer from there, which is the camera's doing as much as mine.

Shoes20
Left and right10 left and 10 right
By type8 boots, 6 trainers, 5 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest monthJune (3)
Most visitedBlackmoorfoot Reservoir, Dovestone and the Chew Valley, The locks above Marsden (2 each)
Wellingtons1, kept separately

Twenty-two and the busiest the register had been, Skipton in the June, and the brogue above Meltham in the May that were gone when I went back.

Shoes22
Left and right11 left and 11 right
By type7 boots, 7 trainers, 7 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest monthMarch and June (3 each)
Most visitedNowhere twice
Wellingtons2, kept separately

We walked from the house for a good stretch of it, and three come off Castle Hill, which were a record for one place at the time.

Shoes16
Left and right8 left and 8 right
By type6 boots, 4 trainers, 5 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest month5 months level at 2 apiece
Most visitedCastle Hill, Almondbury (3)
Wellingtons1, kept separately

The year of the pair, the twenty-third of October, numbers 198 and 199, and two shoes is two entries.

Shoes21
Left and right10 left and 11 right
The pairNumbers 198 and 199, counted as two entries and counted again in the left and the right above
By type6 boots, 7 trainers, 7 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest monthOctober (3)
Most visitedCastle Hill, Almondbury, The layby on the A629, Denby Dale (2 each)
Wellingtons2, kept separately

Thirty-one, the most of any year. I have no explanation for it and I have not gone looking for one.

Shoes31
Left and right16 left and 15 right
By type10 boots, 10 trainers, 10 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest month4 months level at 4 apiece
Most visitedNowhere twice
Wellingtons1, kept separately

Twenty-eight, seven of them between late October and Christmas, and the best morning of the lot were the moor above Meltham in the July when the photographs did not come out.

Shoes28
Left and right14 left and 14 right
By type10 boots, 8 trainers, 9 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest monthNovember (4)
Most visitedBlackmoorfoot Reservoir, Castle Hill, Almondbury (2 each)
Wellingtons2, kept separately

The year the register stopped being just me, with tip-offs coming in steady all autumn, and the Rigby Woods trainer in the August were the find of it.

Shoes26
Left and right13 left and 13 right
By type9 boots, 9 trainers, 6 shoes, 1 sandal and 1 other
Busiest monthSeptember and October (4 each)
Most visitedNowhere twice
Wellingtons2, kept separately

A quiet year with its feet up, and I went back to the Marsden gateway in the May, sixteen year on, and there were a shoe stood in it.

Shoes20
Left and right8 left and 12 right
By type7 boots, 6 trainers, 6 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest month8 months level at 2 apiece
Most visitedCastle Hill, Almondbury (2)
Wellingtons2, kept separately

Thirteen up to the August and not an ordinary run of them. There were a vicar. There were a heron. Our Linda found one herself in the Morrisons car park at Brighouse.

Shoes13
Left and right5 left, 6 right and 2 with no foot written down
By type4 boots, 3 trainers, 5 shoes and 1 sandal
Busiest monthApril (5)
Most visitedNowhere twice
Wellingtons1, kept separately
Shoes321, since October 2009
Left and right155 left, 164 right, 2 with no foot written down
By type113 boots, 96 trainers, 97 shoes, 14 sandals and 1 other
Wellingtons23, in their own ledger

The right has led the left for as long as I have been counting, and it is leading it still. I have looked at that gap a good while over the years and I have no explanation for it, and I have stopped looking for one. A man can count a thing without having to account for it.

These figures are right as I write, which is September 2026. They will not stay right. That is rather the point of them.

See also: the figures in full, the places, return visits.